Bestsellers Guaranteed

Blurb

Bestsellers Guaranteed was a collection of short fiction by Joe R. Lansdale, published in May 1993.
It contains:
"Bestsellers Guaranteed"
"Bob the Dinosaur Goes to Disneyland"
"By the Hair of the Head"
"Chompers"
"Dog, Cat, and Baby"
"The Dump"
"The Events Concerning a Nude Fold-Out Found in a Harlequin Romance"
"The Fat Man"
"God of the Razor"
"The Job"
"My Dead Dog Bobby"
"Not From Detroit"
"On a Dark October"