Dave Barry's Complete guide to guys

Blurb

Everyone knows Dave Barry as the hard-hitting Pulitzer-Prize winning columnist for the Miami Herald -- but it turns out he writes humor books as well!

For thousands of years, women have asked themselves: "What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking?" The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. If you're a guy -- or you're attempting to share a remote control with one -- you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with such important guy issues as:

• how to have a relationship with a guy
• scratching
• the Noogie Gene
• why guys cannot simultaneously think and look at breasts
• why the average guy can remember who won the 1960 World Series, but not necessarily the names of all his children
• and much, much more.